🚨 ATTENTION SEINFELD FANS AND LIBRARY BOOK DELINQUENTS! 📚 Remember that fateful day when Jerry Seinfeld met his nemesis, the most hardboiled Library Cop in NYC? Now you can join the ranks of Joe Bookman's elite squad of library investigators! "Yeah, that's right -Seinfeld. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books..." This premium quality shirt features: The prestigious Library Cop Academy logo Est. 1991 (The year the iconic Seinfeld episode aired) Specializing in tracking down library book scofflaws Professional handling of missing books, overdue fines, and suspicious Pee Pee Wee drawings Perfect gift for: Die-hard Seinfeld fans Library workers with a sense of humor Anyone who's ever had an overdue book People who appreciate deep-cut Seinfeld references Remember: "I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella!" Designed and printed in the USA. Images used under fair use for parody purposes only.