I’m Safe From a Killer Because Nobody Would Describe Me As Lit Up a Room Make Up and Accessory Bag, True Crime Bag, Forensic Files Bag Add a touch of humor and practicality to your daily routine with this witty canvas bag! Featuring the cheeky phrase, "I'm safe from a killer because Nobody Would Describe Me as Lit Up a Room," this bag is perfect for true crime enthusiasts who love a dash of dark humor and self-awareness. Product Features: Durable & Lightweight: Crafted from premium light canvas for daily use, providing both durability and ease of carrying. Perfect Size: Measures 8.3” x 4.7”, making it ideal for storing makeup, keys, stationery, or any small essentials. Secure Closure: Comes with a sturdy metal zipper to keep your belongings safe and secure. Versatile Use: Whether as a makeup pouch, pencil case, or on-the-go organizer, this bag adapts to your lifestyle. Why You'll Love It: True crime lovers know the importance of details—and this unique bag, with its clever, relatable humor, will resonate with anyone who has ever indulged in late-night true crime podcasts or documentaries. It also makes a thoughtful gift for friends or loved ones who share that fascination with all things mysterious. Elevate your storage game with this fun, eye-catching accessory—perfect for adding personality and a hint of dark humor to your everyday essentials!